I've learned two things tonight

• Windows Services are really easy to work with.
• If you use a big enough shoe horn, you can fill in the missing parts built into most unixes.
• There has yet to be any Unreal Engine based game made, that doesn't suck. At least, that wasn't developed by Epic.

I say learned two things, because I already knew the third :-P.

Those who don't understand the third point, are likely admitting their incompetence.