While I will admit, my main plans for Christmas involved video games, looking at my Steam wishlist sorted by price, the feeling is more like "Fuck me with a snowman, fuck me harder".

Over the years, I generally made it a rule to only participate, much, in one of the major steam sales per year. In the past few years, I've mostly tried to avoid them all. But even an ostrich with his head buried in the sand can't avoid them indefinitely...

A snowman makes a good frosty dildo, right?