This is what happens when you cross a tablet with a 1980s phone
https://www.techradar.com/news/this-is-what-happens-when-you-cross-a-tablet-with-a-1980s-phone

Kinda instantly snickered slash rolled on floor cackling as I saw this. Apparently, being a real product it sounds like the only thing missing is the ability to plug it into a phone jack.